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Sand Sharks - Mark Atkins, 2011


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Faut-il que le film de requin soit rentable....

 

Après les Mega Shark, les Giant Shark, les Sharktopus, et les Ghost Shark, voici les Sand Shark!!

C'est avec Brooke Hogan, la fille de Hulk!

 

An underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean's surface unleashing a prehistoric predator. On the sleepy island of White Sands, local teens drink and party beside a beach bonfire. One of them wanders off after a pretty girl and disappears, leaving only a severed hand behind. It appears it's been bitten and ripped off by a vicious animal. This looks like a shark bite, but it's found well above the high tide line, it can't be a shark... Or can it? Jimmy Green (Corin Nemec), prodigal party boy and son of the mayor, returns home to White Sands with a scheme to breathe some life into the dying economy (and clear his debt to a mobster) by throwing a huge spring break party: The Sandman Festival. Jimmy runs into his ex, and now Deputy Sherriff, Brenda Young (Vanessa Lee Evigan). She and her brother, the Sheriff, want to close the island beaches in fear of further shark attacks, which would ruin Jimmy's plans. Brenda calls in an expert, shark scientist Dr. Sandy Powers (Brooke Hogan), as the attacks continue. Dr. Powers says it appears to be a sand shark, a beast which moves through the sand as if it was water. A shark is electrocuted by accident, but it's soon discovered that this shark, though gigantic, was only a baby! The festival continues and thousands of college kids arrive just as dozens of sand sharks make their presence known, attracted by the vibrations of the crowd and the PA system. The most menacing beasts to ever rule the waters, now rule the sand; mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses their path. It's a giant feeding frenzy and it's up to Brenda, Sandy, the Sherriff, and Jimmy to stop the carnage.

 

Le réal est celui de "Battle of Los Angeles".... celui de The GLobal Asylum donc.

 

Ca promet

 

 

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Surpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise!!! Le film est tout pourri!!

Je suis juste un peu surpris de voir que personne ici ne l'a déjà commenté, quelle tristesse..

C'est donc super mauvais malgré le pitch jubilatoire (mais si), on retient juste deux ou trois gags gores (comme ces avant-bras sectionnés ne lâchant pas les poignées d'un zodiac) et quelques bimbos en bikini. La fille Hogan n'est pas une grande actrice - ni une bombasse à tomber sur le flanc - mais elle fait le nécessaire pour masquer ses nombreuses carences Au-delà de ça, le scénario recycle les poncifs du genre et tente de tirer son épingle via quelque situation proches du burlesque qui se vautrent systématiquement, Il faut dire que Mark Atkins n'a pas un très joli palmares: "Battle of Los Angeles", "Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls", "Snakes on a Train "... que du fond de bidet, et "Sand Sharks" ne fait qu'aller dans cette direction

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