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Cannibal! The Musical - Trey Parker (1996)


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Syno:

La vraie fausse histoire veridique d'Alfred Packer, juge et condamne pour cannibalisme a la fin du XIXieme siecle...le tout, en chantant !

 

 

Une bombe ce film, de l'humour de qualité, des fous rire en veux tu en voilas.

Bref, si j'en parle aujourd’hui c'est a l'occasion de la sortie d'une version 11éme anniversaire en Z1

 

Et si nous fabriquions un bonhomme de neige ? Comment ça non ? Un petit rattrapage s'impose pour ceux qui n'ont pas eu la chance de voir Cannibal The Musical et par la même occasion comprendre cette question des plus étranges. Car si Trey Parker et Matt Stone (et Ian Bachar, le grand oublié) se sont surtout popularisé avec l'excellent South Park, l'excellent Orgazmo et l'un peu moins excellent mais pas mal du tout quand même Team America, il serait quasi blasphématoire de passer à coté de leur première œuvre. Tiré de l'histoire vraie de Alfred Packer, également racontée dans le moins rigolo Vorace, Cannibal The Musical est un fringuant hommage aux intermèdes en chanson les plus barrées des Monthy Python en plus de dévoiler un humour certain que l'on retrouvera fidèlement dans leur célèbre show animé.

 

Quelques scènes cultes, d'autres moins, mais le film mérite le déplacement ne serait-ce que pour ses deux minutes de folie imposée par "Let's Build A Snowman", hallucinant machin indescriptible en quelques ligne mais déclencheur des fous rires les plus violents. Si vous avez raté le coche de l'édition française (plutôt minable), Trey Parker et Llyod Kaufman concoctent actuellement une édition spéciale 11ème anniversaire. Pourquoi 11 et pas 10 ? Tout simplement parce qu'ils ont oublié de s'en occuper l'an passé. Film Troma oblige (la firme n'a pas produit le film, mais l'a racheté une fois fini et s'est occupé de sa distribution mondiale), cette édition spéciale ne sera disponible que de l'autre côté de l'atlantique.

 

Pour l'instant, tout est au stade des promesses, mais compte tenu de l'hallucinant travail éditorial de la boite sur chacun de ses titres (Make Your Own Damn Movie, Toxic Avenger 1 et 4, Parts Of The family et ses deux versions du même script, l'une pourrie et l'autre réussie) on peut s'attendre à un DVD de poids d'autant plus qu'il prendra la forme d'un coffret. Prévu pour le mois de décembre, les deux hommes s'attellent déjà à proposer :

 

# Un visuel, un packaging et un contenu gérés par eux et eux seuls

# Une double interview croisée entre les deux larrons se posant des questions tour à tour au coin de la cheminée de Lloyd

# Des interviews inédites du casting effectuées sur le tournage

# Des extraits d'une version gay du film, réalisée sur scène, et d'autres adaptations à travers le monde réalisés par des fans

# Quelques surprises déjà annoncées comme des futures "blacklistées", lorsqu'elles seront découverte par les majors.

 

Enfin, comme le projet n'est bien entendu pas encore terminé, Troma invite ses fans à suggérer des suppléments qu'ils aimeraient bien retrouver sur le DVD. Autant dire que l'on peut s'attendre à tout…

 

Sortie chez Troma en All Zone courant décembre 2006

 

Source: Dvdrama

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le pire étabnt l'amateurisme de l'ensemble qui me l'a rendu limite irregardable.

 

Ah ben oui, c'est amateur, c'est sûr, mais c'est aussi ce quio le rend intéressant, car avec pas un rond et une floppée de bonnes idées, ils arrivent tout de même à te refourguer un film basé sur un concept de toute façon invendable et en plus en te faisant marrer (moi ça m'a fait rire).

Il y a de graves problèmes de rythme, c'est sûr, mais on ressent bien l'esprit de South Park déjà présent dans le film.

Du bonheur à mes yeux.

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Ce que j'en disais par ailleurs:

 

Kezako ce "Alfred Packer, the musical" ?

Il s'agit ni plus ni moins du premier film de Trey Parker ("South Park", "Orgazmo", "That's my Bush !" et "Team America") aide par son acolyte Matt Stone.

Donc, a partir d'une veritable histoire de cannibalisme, ces tares profondement atteints decident de faire une comedie musicale.

Et ca pour faire des ritournelles debiles mais qui s'incrustent dans votre cerveau, il sait y faire le pere Parker (remember "South Park").

 

Alors certes, on ne rigole pas tout le temps dans ce film fait avec des bouts de bouts de ficelles, mais il y a quand meme un bon paquet de moments ou on pleure de rire, pour peu qu'on soit dans les bonnes dispositions (cerveau sur off).

 

Allez, tous ensembles, "Let's build a snowman !":D

 

Et je rajouterais que ce film m'a fait reellement pleurer de rire.

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les 45 premières minutes sont chiantes memes si quelques gags font mouches (le cheval qui largue des caisses ! ). après ça part en couille et c'est que du bonheur ! le fou rire que je me suis pris avec l'autre qui veut jamais mourir ! mortel !! sinon pour les chansons, c'est le meme syndrome que pour les Feebles. ça reste en tete pendant une semain au point d'en devenir insupportable !

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Ta oublié le superbe BASEketball

Etonnament, il n'est pas d'eux. Parker et Stone jouent dedans, mais le film est de et par Zucker il me semble.

Ce qui est proprement bluffant, tant le film colle a la filmo des deux sbires.

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Ta oublié le superbe BASEketball

Etonnament, il n'est pas d'eux. Parker et Stone jouent dedans, mais le film est de et par Zucker il me semble.

Ce qui est proprement bluffant, tant le film colle a la filmo des deux sbires.

 

Nan mais je sais qu'il est de Zucker, mais tu parlais des films issue de leur univers, et celui la même si il ne sont pas derrière la caméra c'est eux !!

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Ta oublié le superbe BASEketball

Etonnament, il n'est pas d'eux. Parker et Stone jouent dedans, mais le film est de et par Zucker il me semble.

Ce qui est proprement bluffant, tant le film colle a la filmo des deux sbires.

 

Nan mais je sais qu'il est de Zucker, mais tu parlais des films issue de leur univers, et celui la même si il ne sont pas derrière la caméra c'est eux !!

Ben vi, je sais, c'est qu'est-ce que je dis plus haut...

Roooh, et pis

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Rien que pour les moments chantés ce film est absolument magistral !!!!

 

Et donc hop : (les MP3 sont légaux !!!!)

 

Shpadoinkle

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20Shpadoinkle.mp3

 

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

The sun's as warm as a baked potato.

I think I know precisely what I mean,

When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

 

And as I ride with my girl,

She's my best friend in the whole world!

We'll move along, set our goals high

With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...

 

Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

My heart's as full as a baked potato.

I think I know precisely what I mean,

When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!

When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly lucky shpadoinklely...dayyyyyy

 

 

That's All I'm Asking For!

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20That's%20All%20I'm%20Askin'%20For.mp3

 

[Noon] I know that there's more to life than women.

I just can't seem to figure out what else there is.

I don't need it every night, every morning would be just fine.

A little sex, that's all I'm askin' for.

That's all I'm askin' for!

 

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for!

 

[Noon] Something I can test, a gal would suit me best.

I got a thing to use, I know what to use it for.

A girl I can love, and kiss, and hold, and fu...

That's all I'm askin' for!

 

[bell] Now I don't wanna be rich for the sake of women.

I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord.

Enough to build a church where everyone can come.

Enough for the lord, that's all I'm askin' for.

That's all I'm askin' for!

 

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for!

 

[Humphrey] It ain't a lot to ask.

I'm sure we'll get it fast.

A friend of mine was mining and he made a lot of cash.

He made a gazillion dollars, how is that!

That's all I'm askin' for!

 

[Miller (intervenes shouting)] He did not make a gazillion dollars!

[Humphrey] You wanna ask him?! I'll tell you where he lives!

 

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for.

[Humphrey] That's all I'm askin' for.

 

[swan] We're tired of being sick.

We're sick of being poor.

We've had a little luck,

Now we want a little more.

 

[Miners] Enough so we'd never do anything anymore.

That's all we're askin' for!

 

[swan] Hey, what about you Mr. Miller, what are you askin' for?

[Miller] No, no, I don't sing.

[bell] Aw come on, if you can talk, you can sing.

 

[Miller] I just wanna make enough so I can open up a shop of my own and go on with my family trade.

[bell] Well there, that's great. What is it you do?

[Miller] I'm a butcher.

[Noon] You're a butcher?!

[Miller] Yeah.

 

[Packer] I've never had much in the way of friends or fam'ly.

My horse is the only pal I've ever known.

I'd like to build a ranch in the Rocky Mountain air.

A home for us, that's all I'm askin' for!

 

[Miners] That's all we're askin' for! That's all we're askin' for!

We're tired of being sick. We're sick of being poor.

We've had a little luck, now we want a little more.

[Noon] A girl I can love!

[bell] A church!

[Packer] A ranch!

[Miller] A store.

[Miners] That's all we're askin', that's all we're askin', that's all we're askin' for!

 

Ahahahaa!!...Shpadoinkle!!..hahahaa!!

 

 

When I Was On Top Of You

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20When%20I%20Was%20On%20Top%20Of%20You.mp3

 

She'll never know what she meant to me.

Whenever I was with her I was always as gentle as I could be.

And now I don't know why, but she's gone away.

And I'll just have to stand on my own two legs.

 

Your eyes, your smile

Made my little life worthwhile.

There's was nothing I couldn't do

When I was on top of you.

 

I'd pull her hair, and she'd know to stop.

And when she'd look behind her, I'd always be there.

And now I don't know why, but she,

she's gone.

And all I can do is try to carry on.

 

Your eyes, your smile

Made my little life worthwhile.

The sky was a lot more blue,

When I was on top of you.

When I was on top of you.

 

Trapper Song

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20Trapper%20Song.mp3

 

I can catch a helpless animal,

Skin it with my bare hands.

I wake up muddy,

And I go to bed bloody,

'Cause I'm a trappin' man.

 

I can brave the nastiest weather.

Weather!

Even if it's 80 below.

Below!

My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.

My ma was an Eskimo.

 

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.

Breakfast!

With beaver butt on the side.

The side!

My mind's magnificent and my body no different.

I'm full of trapper pride!

 

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!

 

I'm badder than the baddest sailor!

Sailor!

I make love to women to 10 feet tall.

Good lord!

I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.

I can break right through a wall.

 

I love the sound of metal,

Metal!

Snapping on an animal's head.

Ka-chink!

Sometimes they scamper

Sometimes they whimper

But they always end up dead.

 

(Interlude by Nutter)

I've always wanted to be somebody

Who didn't get pushed around.

Now that I'm a trapper,

I'm the meanest guy around.

(Frenchy interrupts)

Second meanest!

 

The blood of a fresh-cut rodent

Is as sweet as brandy wine.

And the brain of an antelope

Tastes like cantaloupe.

What a yummy life!

 

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

 

(Song is cut short, due to the trapper trio's inability to sing in corresponding scales)

[Noon] Oh, Stop!

[Humphrey] That's sick.

[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!

[Nutter] No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.

[Frenchy] The song's in F# major!

[bell] I think they're the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.

[Frenchy] No, it isn't. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!

[Noon] No, it's 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.

[Loutzenheiser] But isn't A# in C major?

[bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something?

[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It's the 6!

[Humphrey] No it isn't!

[swan] Well, it'd be like a raised 13th if anything.

[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!

[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we're right!

 

Let's Build A Snowman!

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20Let's%20Build%20A%20Snowman.mp3

 

Sometimes, the world is black.

And tears run from your eyes.

And maybe we'll all get really sick.

And maybe we'll all die.

So...

 

Let's build a snowman!

We can make him our best friend.

We can name him Tom or we can name him George!

We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.

Snowman!

 

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.

If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

 

So, let's build a snowman!

We can make him our best friend.

We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!

We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.

Snowman!

 

Hey!

(Tapdance solo)

 

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.

If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!

 

Let's Build A Snowman! (Reprise)

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20Let's%20Build%20A%20Snowman%20(Reprise).mp3

 

Let's build a snowman!

We can make him our best friend.

[Miller] Shut the fuck up, Swan!

We can name him Shannon! Shannon Wilson Bell!

[Miller] Swan, shut the fuck up!

We can make him tall or we can make him not so tall...

(Swan is interrupted by a bullet to the head)

 

Hang The Bastard!

MP3 : http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/sounds/Cannibal%20The%20Musical%20-%20Hang%20The%20Bastard.mp3

 

Hang the bastard, hang him high.

Hoist his body to the sky.

It's as nice as a day can be.

Won't you come to the hanging with me?

 

Hang the bastard, hang him high.

Hoist his body to the sky.

It's as nice as a day can be.

Won't you come to the hanging with me?

 

Hang the bastard, hang him well.

Send his sorry soul to hell.

When his neckbone snaps we'll know.

When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.

 

His face will turn red,

Then purple, then blue.

We'll watch from up here

To get a good view.

And when his eyes bug out we'll know,

It's the end of him

And the end of the show!

 

So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.

We'll make some hot dogs

And drink a few beers.

And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,

It's the end of the show

And we all can go home!

 

But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.

The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.

When his body stops jerking we'll know,

It's the end of him, it's the end of him,

It's the end of him,

And the end of the show.

 

[Cowbell solo]

 

So hang the bastard, hang him high.

Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.

It's as nice as a day can be.

Won't you come to the hanging with me?

 

His veins will pop out all over his head.

We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.

And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,

It's the end of him and we all can go home!

 

But not till we

Hang the bastard, hang him high.

 

Hoist his body to the sky.

When his body stops jerking we'll know,

It's the end of him, it's the end of him,

It's the end of him!

Let's get on with the show!

 

Hooray!

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  • 2 years later...

L'une des meilleures comédies 90's, entre son bonhomme de neige, son vilain increvable, ses indiens japonais et ses trappeurs qui chantent faux.

 

Nouvelle édition chez Troma, mais 0 sous titres apparemment. C'est pour le 18 Novembre.

 

 

 

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Je plussoie, un des plus grands moments de fou rire des Nineties, et dieu sait qu'on en a eu plein (suicide de Kurt Cobain, 1ere Guerre du Golfe...) Bref, GRAND, GRAND moment, découvert comme il se doit chez un certain Mollusk.... il se reconnaitra. Petit détail, mais qui a son importance: n'oublions pas qu'il s'agit la du projet de fin d'études des gaillards en question, le Parker et le Stone.... Vas-y, l'étudiant, fais nous rire!!! L'édition Z1 comportait un commentaire audio plein de révélations croustillantes, du style: le juge au début, c'est le papa de Trey, le père de Matt Stone dans le film, c'est leur prof d'interprétation (vu la perf, a se demander, vraiment...), l'indien/Japonais (un des meilleurs gags du film, les indiens Jap, qd meme) c'est leur vendeur de sushi local, Leeann, c'est le nom de la 1ere copine de Trey parker, le chef des trappeurs c'est aussi l'ingé son, etc, etc...

 

Bref, A Horse is a Horse

 

Of course!

 

Of course!!

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  • 5 months later...

Un bon petit film, avec une bonne ambiance. Maté seul, et en étant un peu crevée, donc pas les fous rires évoqués plus haut, mais réellement passé un bon moment. Les passages musicaux, (avec les cultissimes "let's build a snowman" et "that's all I'm asking for") sont un régal. Bon, un réel problème de rythme, mais un must à voir!

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